Friday, July 17, 2009

The Beckham Experiment BOOK REVIEW


Grant Wahl's The Beckham Experiment is an incredible behind the scenes look at Beckham - the brand, MLS - the struggling US soccer league - and is a tale of footie adventure in the US recounted through Wahl's amazing unprecedented access to players, coaches, staff, and handlers.

Wahl is in the locker rooms, on the field, in the hotel room lobbies, at dinners, at parties- you name it - but his work is more than just an inside look at Beckham's brief stay in the US. Wahl navigates the precarious tightrope that is soccer snobbery - the "arrogance" that Europeans may have when interacting with their American gumshoe counterparts in this sport - and his depiction of culture shock - both on and off the field - is highly entertaining:

Gullit flagged down Galaxy press officer Justin Pearson. "Justin, could you get me an espresso, please?" When Pearson returned from the cafe, he had bad news: They didn't serve espresso. Gullit frowned. He wasn't in Europe anymore.

The Galaxy's former European stars - Abel Xavier, Beckham, and manager Ruud Gullit must learn to live in a foreign world. And Wahl showcases this difficulty in adaptation. 

But by no means is this a "the joke's on Beckham" or his European entourage type of book.

Wahl walks the reader through it all - but he always comes back to that European / American clash - and even some of that ego and snobbery - which we touched upon last week when Obama visited Brazil.

If the excellent book has one fault - it's the book's length - Wahl is redundant at times as he hammers home his points.

But you can't blame the author for making sure you understand what he witnessed first hand.

For the fan of Major League soccer, Beckham as a brand, or even the US Men's National Team, this is a must read, highly entertaining work.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Butt's Brain: Thursday


  • Inter Milan take on the UCLA men's soccer team in a friendly today at 4pm if you are in LA. See you there. Looks like NFL stud Chad Johnson is a big Zlatan Ibrahimovic fan... [Unprofessional Foul]
  • Frank Lampard seeing the benefits of being a top class fantasy footballer. NSFW [In the Stands]
  • Carlos Tevez to buy Cristiano Ronaldo's mansion. The troglodyte was previously just renting. No word on whether or not he will throw the same style "parties" with lady friends. [Off the Post]
  • And finally some fun with statistics. Looking at Fernando Torres' scoring record at Liverpool in graphic form. [Oh You Beauty]

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Best Right Back in Portsmouth History Goes Both Ways


In 2008, Glen Johnson was voted the best ever Pompey right-back by readers of the Portsmouth News. 

But today Johnson featured for his new club Liverpool at left-back.

And according to match reports of the 0-0 pre-season friendly draw, Johnson was very impressive.

With Fabio Aurelio injured (taken out by his own kids in a freak accident in the back-yard) will the former Pompey stud take over at left back, leaving blog favorite Emiliano Insua stuck on the bench?

Would love to hear what Liverpool fans think the team's best back four is. Though from a fantasy football perspective, it's always tough guessing which starting 11 Rafa will put out - thus deflating the value of anyone on the squad not named Gerrard, Carragher, Torres, or Kuyt.

Fantasy Premier League Funny Feeling: Fulham Edition

He played for Manchester United. He can't be that bad.

If you read the blog regularly, you know we have a Funny Feeling Friday column during the Premier League season - where I basically try and justify a gut instinct I have about an unpopular, out of form, or underrated player who I believe will step up his game in the near future. That's the premise.

Now let's get to our first pre-season funny feeling.

Why it's Fulham's Erik Nevland of course, and it's an easy choice. Not only did Nevland hit for a hat trick today but reports are suggesting that Bobby Zamora will leave Fulham to join Hull.

So, let's put one and one together and get two. With Zamora gone, Andy Johnson will need a new strike partner and Nevland fits the bill. Unless Roy Hodgson buys a new striker this summer, Nevland's only competition is Diomansky Kamara (more like AJ in his playing style than Zamora - and more suited for an impact substitute role, in my opinion) and the American Eddie Johnson.

If Nevland is able to nip Kamara to the starting role alongside Johnson, he will be a bargain in the fantasy Premier League and could be vital to Fulham's real-life Europa League run too.

Nevland costs just 5.0 M in the FPL game, and is our first pre-season summer Funny Feeling.

SAF Drops Nani; Sends him to Mumbai to Work as Barista

Nani to serve lattes, not in-swinging corner kicks, in 2009-2010

In an attempt to push their brand further in the Asian market, Premier League champions Manchester United have announced the opening of the first ever Manchester United Coffee Shop and Restaurant in India.

Not surprisingly, the casual restaurant will have big screens that will show major sporting events live, as United look to continually build their brand.

More surprisingly, however, is manager Sir Alex Ferguson's decision to send Portuguese winger Nani to Mumbai to man the coffee shop, working as a barista. According to the gaffer, this was a difficult decision but one that needed to be made after the once highly sought after midfielder failed to light Old Trafford on fire - scoring just 4 league goals in 40 appearances for the club.

With Ferguson's recent midfield signings Antonio Valencia, Gabriel Obertan, as well as Zoran Tosic - Ferguson felt that Nani would actually make the club more money as an "attraction for the locals in Mumbai" - working as a barista, signing autographs, juggling packets of sugar and artificial sweeteners from head to knee to foot (and back to head again), and showing off his "seal dribble" with canisters of creamer.

The next Howard Schultz, not the next Ronaldo, I guess.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

If Van Nistelrooy is a No, Maybe Vieri is a Go

Hair like Tugay, Hopefully Better Stamina than the Turk

If at first you don't succeed signing one of the greatest living footballers, try again. Seems to be Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce's train of thought.

Just a few weeks ago, big Sam was linked with a move to bring Ruud van Nistelrooy from Madrid to Blackburn. Now, it looks like option B - Christian Vieri - is close to joining the Premier League club.

Former Italian international Vieri has impressed on trial at the team's Austrian training camp. But does the 36-year old have enough in the tank to survive a rigorous EPL season and produce the goods up front - or is he an over-the-hill squad player only?